How much nonsense can one person put up with? Her years spent married to drug kingpin Russell Del Hoggio had afforded CoKo Lyn a life of spoils and luxury, but being married to a man-child is tough work, and combined with a healthy drug habit and an obsession for his prized hogs she had just about reached her wits end. It all came to a head when Mr Russell Del Hoggio decided it would be a good idea to find himself a hot new mistress. Wasn’t too hard to get a hold of some poisonous substances. Being the wife of the largest exporter of Hog Snout PowderTM on this side of the Mississippi, a girl had some connections.
Her husband’s favorite pass-time; Sitting at his office desk with a heap of powder and a nice bottle of chilled Bourbon while reading from his favorite book, A “Hog Farmer’s Field Guide”. A playful kiss on the cheek was all she needed to get his Jimmys rustled up long enough for her to slip her sweet revenge into his drink. Bottoms Up Russ. Your days of frolicking in the mud with the pigs is over.
A Rat’S Tail
“A Rat’s Tail” places us within the walls of an upscale Chinese eatery in the south side of the city. Boss Man Henderson raises a toast along with Pistol Pete Crowley to Jonny Meow Meow Matoka, while Bow Tie Maroney serves up a steaming plate of fried rat on a stick. One can only guess what’s going through Jonny Matoka’s head the moment he realizes that the yummy speared rodent is indeed a token to the superb work he had done informing on the crew. Boss Man Henderson finds the whole situation rather amusing. “Snitches get stitches” he thinks to himself. Dinner has been served.